Humour

Pre 2002

It is rumoured that cats are telepathic. That's why I think
I at fish for weeks. My cat was telling me fish was good
and that it wanted it for dinner, but I kept missing the
point.

If dogs have such a sensitive sense of smell, why do they
get so close to each other's butts?

This is the definition of "paradox":
It's meaning is taken from "para", which is short for
"paraplegic", and "dox" which is Khazakstani for
argument. Put together, you get an argument that
can't stand up.

Sex on the beach is something that should only ever
remain a fantasy. Think about the beautiful sand, sun
and water. The waves lapping against your ankles.
Think about the sand. Sand is used by trams to
bring twenty tons of vehicle to a screeching halt.
Think what sand could do for you.